This is a poker story. A story of caring. When us Mid to High stakes players are tired or bored and dont feel like grinding our regular games it can be entertaining to drop down a few limits and just get nuts. Last night was one of those ocassions.
I(peten2toms) was donking up some 50NL which I mentioned to Dodgy. I also mentioned how this Lag tard was giving me fits aswell. Dodgy decided to join the table and have some fun too. We were going ape in chat and just splashing chips around. The Lag was ending his session and announced it. Two hands before his blinds Dodgy stacks him for 200BB. I know from personal experience just how bent I would be if I was villain. At this time Dodgy suggests HU which the donk happily agrees to.
Now the fun really begins. They were playing two tables of 50NL which is so minus EV for Dodgy it isnt even funny. Dodgy proceeds to stack donk 3 more times in under 20 minutes and sits out. As the HU match was taking place Dodgy decided to announce that he was a HS player by sitting at a large BI HU table and inviting the donk to join.
Why the UF2B cares? You might be saying; "What assholes!" Yes we stacked a Lag tard who some day might be a good mid stakes player. Yes we sat out after sucking out set vs combo draw. But, Dodgy the HS baller that he is, mainly for shits and giggles, opted to transfer homeboy his monies back. How sick is that? You are grindign 50NL and get destroyed by a HS baller. Then you wake up the next day with more money in your account then before. Plus an email informing you that the asshole who pwned you has transfered you funds. Sweet story to tell your poker pals.
Friday, February 22, 2008
The UF2B cares!
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9 comments:
Dodgy is doing his part to save the world, he recycles.
responsible fishing imo.
Wow, can't believe you shipped it back. Enjoy your groups blog, keep em up. Educational and entertaining.
Dodgy thinks he's a HS balla but he's really just a fish :P
It wasn't meant to be done with an air of arrogance or anything like that. With Noel having been there he can totally vouch for me when I say it was entirely done for laugh. And he'll also agree when I say it was damn funny! Maybe you had to be there...
Agreed and agreed.Oh and by the way P-Donk, nice glam shot.
How to Become an Internet Legend
1. Own fish (as described in story)
2. Find fish's name
3. Go to his hometown, infiltrate his network
4. Meet his girlfriend, buy her dinner with his money
5. Obv nail her
6. Send scanned picture of you w/ GF at dinner, receipt from meal (formerly his BR)
7. Post on 2+2
I mean, that's how I'd play it. Not this give the money back shit (but srsly, that was def cool of you).
nh Mark
Wow, how on earth did I miss this post?? This is classic? Umm, dodgy, wanna play me heads up $100NL? If you want to pwn me and transfer excess funds, I would happily do so.
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